As many of you are aware, there had been an amazingly drastic number of people having delusional episodes. These so called A-listers have probably lost something like 1 kilo and multiplied it by ten at each conversation they have. Why, some even claim that they are on a 500-calorie-a-day diet. What are you? A famine stricken sicko in desperation for attention???
Okay, let's look at scientific proof: at a certain level of caloric intake, the body actually switches to famine mode: low metabolic rate, fat storage etc. Our temples want to keep fat for future use. It will start to devour muscles to sustain survival. And in these people's cases, their brain matter as well.
Back to our story: this so called slim socialite decides to don a backless dress. Someone should arrest her! The mental scars she left some people with are astounding! Her “svelte” figure proudly exhibited Swiss rolls on each side of her waist. Yes darling, you are SO slim, you make Roseanne Barr look anorexic. Try harder. Maybe next time you'll succeed.
Oh yes, the same socialite was seen prancing around in a fantabulous dress in a glam avenue of a mall the other day! Again I implore someone in authority! Arrest her! She’s got crimes against those designers! Not to mention GBH to those poor clothes. Hey! It's clothes abuse and in some countries it is punishable by death!!!!
Thought of the day: Modern medicine is great! But I think some stupid doctor has altered the Prozac dosage for the deluded socialite and made them feel too good about themselves.
Okay, let's look at scientific proof: at a certain level of caloric intake, the body actually switches to famine mode: low metabolic rate, fat storage etc. Our temples want to keep fat for future use. It will start to devour muscles to sustain survival. And in these people's cases, their brain matter as well.
Back to our story: this so called slim socialite decides to don a backless dress. Someone should arrest her! The mental scars she left some people with are astounding! Her “svelte” figure proudly exhibited Swiss rolls on each side of her waist. Yes darling, you are SO slim, you make Roseanne Barr look anorexic. Try harder. Maybe next time you'll succeed.
Oh yes, the same socialite was seen prancing around in a fantabulous dress in a glam avenue of a mall the other day! Again I implore someone in authority! Arrest her! She’s got crimes against those designers! Not to mention GBH to those poor clothes. Hey! It's clothes abuse and in some countries it is punishable by death!!!!
Thought of the day: Modern medicine is great! But I think some stupid doctor has altered the Prozac dosage for the deluded socialite and made them feel too good about themselves.
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HAHAHAHAHAH!! omg... i wonder who isit!?!?
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